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31. srpna 2009 v 20:12 | Aďa |  Citáti
Tak dúfam že sa aj zasmejete...

Nechce sa ti pracovať? Nepracuj...!!Máš hlad...??Nemáš čo jesť?? Mal si makať!!
Keď sa k tebe šťastie otočí chrbtom .. kopni ho do zadku!!

Byť v normálny v období dospievania je samo o sebe nenormálne

Láska síce zahreje ...ale uhlie je uhlie ...

Alkohol je metla ľudstva.......A zametať sa predsa musí

Čo môžeš urobiť dnes, môžeš urobiť aj zajtra.

Je lepšie byť šialený a vedieť o tom, ako byť normálny a pochybovať.

Lož má krátke nohy, ale zato rýchle auto.

Bi blbca do hlavy baterkou, aj tak sa mu v gebuli nerozsvieti.

Maturita je len pašovanie blbcou cez hranice možností.

Pokiaľ fakty neodpovedajú teórii, zmeňte fakty.

Akokoľvek málo by si pracoval, vždy sa nájde blbec, ktorý pracuje menej a zarába viac.

Existencia ľúbostného trojuholníka je možná vtedy, a len vtedy ak jeden z uhlov je tupý.

Prístroj ktorý je pod prúdom, vyzerá rovnako ako ten, ktorý nie je, len je iný na dotyk.

Keby nebol fajčil a pil, mohol ešte fajčiť a piť.

Študent ponorený do učenia je nadľahčovaný profesorskou protekciou, ktorá závisí od objemu peňaženky jeho rodičov.

Mýliť sa je ľudské, ale zbabrať niečo dokonale, tak to dokážu len poslanci.

Je lepšie zhorieť, ako vyhasnú.

Veríš v lásku na prvý pohľad? Alebo mám okolo teba prejsť ešte raz?

Prečo byť ako ostatný, keď šialenstvo je také oslobodzujúce?

Lepšie keď ťa zatvoria, ako by ťa mali otvoriť.

Čo všetko si ľudia nevymyslia, len aby nemuseli myslieť.

Prečo dnes vzniká tak málo ľudových piesní?? Lebo tie vznikali pri práci.

Poriadok je pre blbcov, inteligent zvládne aj chaos.
 

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